Are you going to be home to sis boom bah with me? I love a big, burly man to call and talk to me while we play. I’ll be out and about, shopping in my cute little red Santa skirt playing elf around town and bringing lots of gifts to those hot, studly men who need them. There’s no shaving cream in this box, but it is nice, tight, wet, and warm. Just call me and we can talk all about my sexy cheerleader bod and your hot dad bod because I love those muscles and that 5 o’clock shadow of a real man. Just unwrap my bow while we’re talking and I’ll be your ho ho ho, Mr. Santa!
Yeah, you cucks can call too. I’m not going to play with you, though but I will giggle a lot while you beg. haha